Attention Advertisers

I’ve noticed that TV advertising has made a lot of progress recently. I rarely see a white male spokesman, unless he’s paired with an African-American woman.

Not only will this discourage the reproduction of more white males, but it gives a voice to oppressed minorities and women.

Personally, if I see a company use a white male as its spokesman in a commercial, I probably won’t do business with them. It’s my choice, and I encourage you to do the same. And let companies know how you feel!


Impractical Jokers on Tru TV

If you’ve never seen the TV show Impractical Jokers, please don’t watch.

It features four males who perform on hidden cameras. They try to play pranks. The more I watch, the more I realize every show devolves into sexism, racism, homophobia, or scatalogical humor. It also includes other offensive material not worthy of typing on the internet.

So if you happen to see this, contact the sponsors and tell them to stop supporting this filth, or else! Personally I believe you should actually watch a show before complaining to sponsors. This one may be tough to stomach.



Thanks Campbell’s Soup

It’s time to thank and acknowledge Campbell’s Soup for their fantastic ad campaign that acknowledges and celebrates lesbianism. If you haven’t seen it yet, Campbell’s shows a lesbian couple in a normal, everyday setting enjoying a meal.

There’s no violence, no resentment, no weirdness. Just a couple of gay lesbian women settling down to eat like we all do – just regular people. There’s nothing out of the ordinary – just ordinary, regular people.

So thank you to Campbell’s for having the courage to admit what we all know to be true – lesbianism is the new normal



Consider The Source

All your life you’ve been told that communism is bad, communism does not not work, and communism is evil. Did you ever stop to wonder who exactly is telling you this?

Maybe it is the powers that control the message – those with the money and power. Maybe they don’t want you to take control. Maybe they relish being in control. Maybe they don’t want power to the people.

We are supposed to be ruled by the people, of the people and for the people. Yet we are told that such a principle is bad.

What would happen to the top 10% if the bottom 90% took its rightful place in a democracy?

Shed the fear that has shackled you. Take the power that is waiting for you


Racist Database

The US is a country permeated by oppression, racism, sexism, anti-semitism, homophobia, xenophobia and countless other forms of discrimination. How can we keep it all straight?

We need a national database full of all oppressors and their transgressions.

You should be able to type in someone’s name and learn of all their instances of discrimination and political incorrectness. Finally we can turn the tables and put these evil people in their place. We could use it to deny job applications, reject loan requests and make more informed voting decisions.

Of course I’m not trained to maintain the database, but I call on someone else to do so. Of course it would be up to the citizens to  report all offending instances and attitudes. It could be the greatest resource in human history